Binged with a9 v aj, but stayed that round the whole time. Busted with aj v tt after a table move

2nd break down to 1500 chips after getting it in with 9t v 77 on 79t flop push and prey time

First break update: 2600 chips, started off with aa twice kk twice and qq all during 1st level, only got up to 4k. 2nd level had kq a few times lost every time. I have nordberg a decent online tourny player 2 to my left. Jimmie has about 3k chips.

Tourny Pokerrrrrr updates

So this weekend is the $1000 "Recession Special." There is 2 days ones, Sammy played yesterday, Jimmie and I play today. I'll text updates throughout the day.

Sammy's big hand:
Raise button to 600 (100-200 blinds) with 6d4d
Big blind calls.
Flop 3d 3c 7d
He checks, Sammy bets 800, he instaraises to 2000, Sammy shoves, guy tanks and says "i have a gut feeling I should call." and of course does with the old jd2d. Sammy doesn't hit and is crippled, to go out later with 99 vs jj. Oh well, it's up to Jimmie and me for this tourny.

Meanwhile Bryan has been playing big cash games at Bellagio and doing ok. His friend Matt Glantz made a deep run in the 40k event and busted 18th.

Quiet night last night, early morning the 3 of us guys went to play basketball. Having not picked up a ball in a year I naturally demolished at 21. Today is live poker, as thereshould be a big live game for Bryan. Sammy and I will play some low limit and hang around.

0 for 1

Unfortunately Bryan busted out from the 40k event. Bryan raised utg+1 to 2800 (blinds 400-800 w 100 ante) with 99, Antonio esfanidari raised to 10300 and the small blind and Bryan called. Flop came A 9 6, and Bryan lead out for ~16000, antonio flat called sb folded. Turn came 8 and bryan shoved for 74000 (about pot +12k) and Antonio called with pocket AA for top set over set. Nothing on the turn and Bryan was sent home.

After being early chip leader Bryan is back to the starting 120k in chips. At his table is antonio esfandiari and justin bonomo, and a bunch of Dinka

WSOP EVENT #1

WSOP EVENT #1 $40,000 BUYIN NL HOLDEM

Bryan is playing the 40k tournament today, follow here for text updates.

Some notes:
Got into Vegas last night nice easy flight no complaints. Sammy managed to get lost between the baggage claim and the car (about 200 yards) twice, then it was over to Bellagio for some high stakes baccarat. It such a fun game when you can just destroy the cards and yell at the dealers. We ate at Yellowtail which was also amazing. We sat outside where they had 5 tables right on top of the water show. I'll post pictures soon, but it was one of the best tables in all of vegas. After that, the rest of the crew went home to rest up, and me being so jet lagged I was on the next day already, went to Venetian for Pai Gow. Ups, downs, ended down a little not bad. Overall day 1 was good old vegas.

Sammy on having a small dick: "sometimes I look at my girlfriend and just say there's no way you could have enjoyed that"

Just landed in vegas. Let the games begin! First tourny updates start with Bryan tomorrow so stay tuned.

Ill Sneakers

House of Hoops is releasing another NYC tribute sneaker - the Nike Vandal Lo NYC “Catch A Cab”.

“The shoe is all about the yellow cab with its yellow patent swoosh, yellow lacing and outsole, and yellow dots and contrast stitching. The checkers on the cab also make their presence known on the strap and bordering between the upper panels. Some other key NYC details are the statue of liberty with On/Off Duty details on the tongue, and the sockliner containing a fare guide.”




The sneaker is coming out on June 19th.

This is why the cap game is good. (warning poker content)

Full Tilt Poker Game #12427542921: Table Eaton (6 max) - $2/$4 - $120 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 15:29:34 ET - 2009/05/25
Seat 1: wrightmoney ($506.60)
Seat 2: golfinmom1 ($432.60)
Seat 3: FriendsofP ($245)
Seat 4: skurakova ($121.50)
Seat 5: Big0308 ($388.55)
Seat 6: Goodfella_84 ($400)
wrightmoney posts the small blind of $2
golfinmom1 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to golfinmom1 [Js Kd]
FriendsofP folds
skurakova folds
Big0308 folds
Goodfella_84 folds
wrightmoney raises to $12
golfinmom1 calls $8
*** FLOP *** [9s Td 2d]
wrightmoney bets $16
golfinmom1 raises to $45
wrightmoney calls $29
*** TURN *** [9s Td 2d] [8h]
wrightmoney has 15 seconds left to act
wrightmoney bets $40
golfinmom1 raises to $63, and is capped
wrightmoney folds
Uncalled bet of $23 returned to golfinmom1
golfinmom1 mucks
golfinmom1 wins the pot ($191)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $194 | Rake $3
Board: [9s Td 2d 8h]
Seat 1: wrightmoney (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: golfinmom1 (big blind) collected ($191), mucked
Seat 3: FriendsofP didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: skurakova didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Big0308 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Goodfella_84 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Matt and Kim

I like this song.

My favorite controversial teen tv moments.

90210 Meth Addiction


Top 10 Degrassi Moments


huh? diahbetties?


Sex is 7th heaven!


Saved by the Bell


Hannah Montana has diabetes


Lizzie McGuire


Bob Saget probably banged her.


Boy meets world meets abusive parents


Someone really wants to date rape her?


I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so scared...


Carlton's 2nd best moment (after the apache dance)

Sites that make you feel better about yourself

Here is a list of sites that you can just laugh at other people on. It really makes me feel better about myself, how's that for self-esteem!

FML
Sorry I Missed Your Party
My Life is Average (FML's counterpart for the average joe)
Texts From Last Night
Awkward Family Photos
I'm So Bad at Sex
LOLWigger
The Foggy Monocle
TweetingTooHard
Look at this Fucking Hipster

WSOP UPDATES

This will be the home of World Series of Poker Updates for both myself and Bryan (my brother). Follow along with text message updates right here starting next Thursday, May 28th as we continue the quest to be the biggest winning poker player brothers of all time. Annie Duke and Howard Lederer here we come! And of course, Sammy Subilia a.k.a. why are you retarded a.k.a. cupcake.




Bryan



Me



And Sammy:

David Rule of the Day

Rule Number 2: You may not realize it, or you may not feel that it is fair, but when I'm around, you're playing by David Rules.

Top 8 "Oh Shittttt" moments from MMA

A great list of some of the moments that really just make you say "Oh shitttttt" from the history of mixed martial arts (UFC). It has the links to youtube so you can waste an hour watching them all. Unfortunately no flying arm-bars, so I've included one here.

T-Shirt of the Day

The shirt says it all. From Tank Theory.

Ripped from XXL Magazine, Danger Mouse is the man

Danger Mouse, the Grammy-nominated producer behind such acts as Gnarls Barkley, MF Doom, Gorillaz and the critically-acclaimed Grey Album, has decided to take a stand against his label.

After legal battles over the release of his new album, EMI reportedly decided to shelve DM latest effort, Dark Night Of The Soul. According to Gizmodo, DM came up with the idea to put out a book of 100 photographs shot by famed director David Lynch (Twin Peaks) as well as a blank CD. On the disc it states, “For Legal Reasons, enclosed CD-R contains no music. Use it as you will,” alluding to fans to burn leaked versions of the album.

DNOTS can currently be heard for free on NPR’s website.

As of press time it is uncertain when the package for the album will hit shelves.
– Elan Mancini

Bruno Twitters!

More proof that twitter is ridiculous, but hilarious, Bruno, aka Sascha Baron Cohen has a twitter page that is really funny. (Disclaimer: The only reason I don't use twitter is this site.)

T-Shirt of the Day

Now available from Alife Rivington Club is a whole bunch of cool hipster/streetwear clothing and footwear, some of which is really cool.

Bodybuilders Flee Event

BRUSSELS (AP) - The Belgian bodybuilding championship has been canceled after doping officials showed up and all the competitors fled.

A doping official says bodybuilders just grabbed their gear and ran off when he came into the room.

"I have never seen anything like it and hope never to see anything like it again," doping official Hans Cooman said Monday.

Twenty bodybuilders were entered in the weekend competition.

Cooman says the sport has a history of doping "and this incident didn't do its reputation any good."

During testing of bodybuilding events last year, doping authorities of northern Belgium's Flanders region found that three-quarters of the competitors tested positive.

Wut?

Roof Dunk Fail

Lol.

Study Guide

I know everyones finished finals and has no more studying to do any time soon, but in case you need study encouragement past the adderol and ritalin, consider this, a 21lb ball and chain that you can connect to your wrist for a designated time for you to work for.

Them Badass Space Shuttles

Check out these cool pictures of the space shuttle in front of the sun.

David rule of the day: I actually don't have add but sometimes I

New Hat

me: i just bought a trucker hat with a picture of a chicken on it and the word cock
Andrew: you're gay


Thanks Grimes!! I think its a funny hat and look forward to wearing it out to guido night.

Do You Know What Makes You Happy?

According to an essay in the Boston Globe, probably not. This is a really interesting article that basically explains that people are really bad at understanding what makes them happy. For example if you could choose to cure blindess or minor backpain, most people would say blindness. However once people are used to their lack of sight, it does not have much of an effect on overall happiness. The chronic pain on the other hand can lead to significant decreases in happiness.

"In recent years, cognitive scientists have turned in increasing numbers to the study of human happiness, and one of their central findings is that we are not very good at predicting how happy or unhappy something will make us. Given time, survivors of tragedies and traumas report themselves nearly as happy as they were before, and people who win the lottery or achieve lifelong dreams don't see any long-term increase in happiness. By contrast, annoyances like noise or chronic pain bring down our happiness more than you'd think, and having friends or an extra hour of sleep every night can raise it dramatically.

Design your own Reebok Pumps!

Every kid from the 90s' dream is now complete, you can design your own customized Reebok pumps. I know mine had blue camouflage and ostrich skin, what does yours have?

Design Your Own Pumps

David Rule of the Day

David Rule #46

1. If you have a housekeeper, David does not feel like cleaning up for them.
2. If you don't have a housekeeper, David just does not feel like cleaning up.

David rule of the day: when David goes to sleep in the afternoon it's not neccesarily a nap, it may be an activity that will last up to 18 hours.

I'm gonna F this sign up.




Walker told me I have Aids.

Play him off keyboard cat!

No God? No Christmas gifts for you!

Well at least you can watch this cat.

By now most people have heard Lazy Sunday's song Jizz in my Pants (from SNL), but here is a really creative and funny response from a girl point of view. Plus they are hot.

David Rules

Sometimes I can be stubborn. I mean really really outrageously stubborn, and want to do things my way and only my way. At least according to my brother. He's convinced that in my world I play by "David's Rules." I can't really argue because I kinda do.

David Rule #34
1. If you ask me to do something and I don't do it, its probably because I don't want to.
2. If you ask me to do something a second time and I don't do it, just stop asking because it will never get done.

Just signed a lease with an offer for a place in Hoboken 1st and Adams... Can't wait!

Activision annnounces DJ Hero

Just wow. Gotta give them creativity points.

HypeBeast Post

I want...

... this shirt. I don't know why but it makes me laugh for some reason.


Buy it at
http://www.karmaloop.com/products.aspx?ProductID=66704&VendorCode=CRP

Streaming Nickolodean Shows

Check it out....

Streaming Nick Shows

Got a whole bunch of streaming Nickolodean shows including Doug. Which reminds me of one of my favorite Bo Burnham lyrics.

Yo,
Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.

Manny on Steroids

Oh Manny. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D981GPL81&show_article=1


50 games suspended for "substance." It seems like the best players are all guilty and falling like dominoes.

Music of the Day

The Gaslight anthem is awesome. I heard a great review of them that they're like The Hold Steady if the lead singer could sing. They are a mix of Bruce Springsteen (from NJ) and Against Me!. Check out the single "The 59 Sound"




or what my favorite song is, "Old White Lincoln"