Tuesday, September 22, 2009
20 Most bizarre Craigslist ads
Found Here
Some of my favorites:
Date: 2009-01-07, 10:08PM EST
I'll give you $2 + cost if you'll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I'm too lazy to get it myself. I live right by University Drive in Elon. Thank you.
Date: 2008-08-26, 3:22PM CDT
We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.
the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.
Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT
I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.
I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.
I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.
A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.
Please supply your own footwear.
The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.
DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.
Some of my favorites:
I want some orange juice
Date: 2009-01-07, 10:08PM EST
I'll give you $2 + cost if you'll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I'm too lazy to get it myself. I live right by University Drive in Elon. Thank you.
Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party
Date: 2008-08-26, 3:22PM CDT
We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.
the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.
Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.
Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT
I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.
I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.
I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.
A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.
Please supply your own footwear.
The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.
DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Don't be a criminal
So guy tries to rob house, runs into guys who live there, including one with a samuri sword. He then goes after them, and gets his hand cut off and slashed all over. Then he dies.
I think Brothers Grimm has the same story.
Story Here
I think Brothers Grimm has the same story.
Story Here
Monday, September 14, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Uh huh.
I always wanted to go to Mt. Rushmore. From what I've heard and researched, this is what it looks like.
What can I say, Im just
What can I say, Im just
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Drinking is the Answer
To getting into shape... A new study has found that moderate and heavy drinkers get more exercise than abstainers. Ship that scotch over!!
Article
Article
Drink of the Day
The LeBomb James
-pour 3 packs of Splenda on your hands
-drop a shot of Crown Royal into a glass of Red Bull
- chug it down, then throw the Splenda up in the air like baby powder
-pour 3 packs of Splenda on your hands
-drop a shot of Crown Royal into a glass of Red Bull
- chug it down, then throw the Splenda up in the air like baby powder
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