to mr. wigglesworth, fashion means rocking shutter shades even if you don’t have a snout to hang them on


Oh yes. More Hipster Puppies here.

Does your workout encompass the 10 physical skills? If not, and you're not training for something in particular, then you need a new workout.

The 10 General Physical Skills
1. Cardiovascular/respiratory endurance - The ability of body systems to gather, process, and deliver oxygen.
2. Stamina - The ability of body systems to process, deliver, store, and utilize energy.
3. Strength - The ability of a muscular unit, or combination of muscular units, to apply force.
4. Flexibility - the ability to maximize the range of motion at a given joint.
5. Power - The ability of a muscular unit, or combination of muscular units, to apply maximum force in minimum time.
6. Speed - The ability to minimize the time cycle of a repeated movement.
7. Coordination - The ability to combine several distinct movement patterns into a singular distinct movement.
8. Agility - The ability to minimize transition time from one movement pattern to another.
9. Balance - The ability to control the placement of the bodies center of gravity in relation to its support base.
10. Accuracy - The ability to control movement in a given direction or at a given intensity.

"One who fears failure limits his activities. Failure is only the opportunity more intelligently to begin again."
- Henry Ford

I'm not saying the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt grants you eternal life. I'm just not saying it doesn't.

20 Most bizarre Craigslist ads

Found Here

Some of my favorites:

I want some orange juice

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Date: 2009-01-07, 10:08PM EST

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I'll give you $2 + cost if you'll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I'm too lazy to get it myself. I live right by University Drive in Elon. Thank you.

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party

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Date: 2008-08-26, 3:22PM CDT

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We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.

the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.

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Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT

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I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.

I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.

A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.

Please supply your own footwear.

The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.

DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.

Don't be a criminal

So guy tries to rob house, runs into guys who live there, including one with a samuri sword. He then goes after them, and gets his hand cut off and slashed all over. Then he dies.

I think Brothers Grimm has the same story.

Story Here

“Whiskey don’t make liars, it just makes fools. So I didn’t mean to say it, but I meant what I said.”—James McMurtry